does any one know what kind of spider this is?

we have a fucker that looks like this out on our back porch. I would not get close enough to take a decent picture so I found this on online but it had no description or name.

I am pretty sure it showed up to haunt my dreams and eat my soul and I have already decided that the porch is lost and we need to fortify the back doors and windows because honestly if it gets in the apartment I will break the lease and move. I think that bastard is big enough to hold down a job and pay rent so if it wants the apartment it can have it.

But seriously if some one can provide a name, and let me know if it can and will kill me in my sleep I would be super appreciative.

does any one know what kind of spider this is?

we have a fucker that looks like this out on our back porch. I would not get close enough to take a decent picture so I found this on online but it had no description or name.

I am pretty sure it showed up to haunt my dreams and eat my soul and I have already decided that the porch is lost and we need to fortify the back doors and windows because honestly if it gets in the apartment I will break the lease and move. I think that bastard is big enough to hold down a job and pay rent so if it wants the apartment it can have it.

But seriously if some one can provide a name, and let me know if it can and will kill me in my sleep I would be super appreciative.

8:59 pm, by imlikeaclaymore
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  1. kellybels said: kill it with fire please. Where are you living now that you have spiders like this? BTW how is everything? Wedding planning, etc? We need a catch up soon chica!
  2. dandelionwine said: It might be a type of orb weaver….Their body shapes seem to vary quite a bit, but a lot have that really round body. The good news is they’re not dangerous to humans and aren’t aggressive. (or at least the ones that look mostly like that aren’t)
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