does any one know what kind of spider this is?
we have a fucker that looks like this out on our back porch. I would not get close enough to take a decent picture so I found this on online but it had no description or name.
I am pretty sure it showed up to haunt my dreams and eat my soul and I have already decided that the porch is lost and we need to fortify the back doors and windows because honestly if it gets in the apartment I will break the lease and move. I think that bastard is big enough to hold down a job and pay rent so if it wants the apartment it can have it.
But seriously if some one can provide a name, and let me know if it can and will kill me in my sleep I would be super appreciative.