December 2010
18 posts
Hey Internets; I Got Engaged!
Now don’t worry about being bombarded with posts about wedding stuff I intend to keep this tumblr as my internet scrap book. If you want to A) hear about wedding stuff, B) see me attempt to write an honest to goodness blog with real content(with out re-blogging photos or anything like that) or C) Laugh at me and the fact that I am awkward as fuck you should follow me at Diary of an Awkward...
Enjoying my snow day
I do not understand why people are complaining about this blizzard. It’s an excuse to stay home from work, eat Cinnamon rolls, grilled cheese and tomato soup and left over chines from Christmas.
Of course I have to shovel out my car from the lot but I think it’s a small price to pay for an extra day off added to the best Christmas ever. Everyone should cheer up, go sledding and have...
The tradition of Festivus begins with the Airing of Grievances. I got a lot of...
– Frank Costanza (via warmgun)
The Airing of grievances is my favorite part!
Gap's 'Made in USA' Bag Actually Made in China →
I would be slightly more amused by this if earlier this summer I hadn’t discovered that Walmarts USA shirts were made in Pakistan and that most little American flags you buy at parades are made in china.
so even though we haven’t turned our heat on yet the gas bill was still $78 this month so; Fuck You National Grid. That is all.
Two Weeks
Left for this term and I really don’t feel like doing any more work. So instead of doing home work I am drinking a bottle of wine. This is why I make a lousy adult.
60 Wild Coyotes Patrol Chicago (And Occasionally... →
To me this has adorably bad idea written all over it. Question; will the coyotes still be adorable after they have eaten someones little yappy dog , ripped a homeless man sleeping in the park to shreds and have the blood of their fresh kill dripping from their Coyote mouths?
We are making chicken parm for dinner tonight and that is literally all I can think about right now. This is making me a highly unproductive person.
NASA Finds New Life →
Every thing you know is now wrong; so there’s that.