January 2010
25 posts
“Dishwallocaust
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The mysterious event that resulted in the...”
– http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/urban-dictionary-entries.php?page=4
Time For a Rant
I don’t know if the election has everyone riled up or if I am just noticing things that piss me off more but lately it seems like I am seeing a lot of stupidity masquerading as patriotism. Most recently this charming little status update.
“WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA Press 1 for English. Press 2 to disconnect until you learn to speak English. And remember only two...
This really makes me sick →
New York Republicans heading to help Scott Brown →
Ok so here is my thing. Why are people from NY in MA campaigning for some one they can’t vote for? In my humble opinion it’s wrong. I don’t come to your state during your elections and try and mess around with the way things are going to be run where you live. It’s not that I am against people being politically active but when I heard Scott Brown was busing people in from...
Hey everyone my favorite person in the world just joined tumblr. Follow him here. He’s witty and such I promise.
Do you think Pat Robertson actually believes this... →
beauty tip 4 the lardies
Kristina: Are you wearing lipstick?
Me: Yes.
Kristina: Are you meeting someone?
Me: What? No. I just put it on to feel fabulous.
Kristina: Do you feel fabulous?
Me: Yes.
Kristina: Oh.
Me: Look, I know I don't look fabulous, but it's this trick I learned from my mom. You keep a bunch of lipsticks in your purse and whenever you don't feel fabulous, you put some on. Fabulousness is a state of mind.
Kristina: That's really deep, Molly.
Me: (in my head) I should tell the Internet about this.
I received similar advice from a girl I work with. She said as long as your lip gloss is poppin (sp?) and you have on a good pair of earrings the rest doesn't matter because you will feel fabulous.
Things I didn't know until today. There is an... →
Jimmy Eat World-No Sensitivity
“But when the femmes asked him to leave the Chelsea hot spot for another venue,...”
– Vinny Guadagnino from Jeresy Shore
So these people are actually sought after enough to not go some where with out being paid to be there?!? FML
I Hate Ring Back Tones
What makes you think I want to listen to your shitty music while I’m waiting to talk to you?
“White trash cheese dip From the Kitchen of the 225 Club The Bukowski Tavern is...”
– Cold, Hard Football Facts.com: White trash cheese dip
I want to pour this on everything.
The reason I need to have my camera on me at all...
Last night I saw Ryan Cabera and his horrific hair while at a bar doing shots. I almost pissed my pants laughing and if I had a camera there would be photographic evidence.